Halloween, Conceptions & House Cleaning..Oh MY!

Well HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE!!!

...and Happy Birthday to me!! Hee Hee!

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Well...technically my birth date is July 26th (yes LEO)!

But I have it on good authority that I was actually "conceived" on Halloween night! So my "life" began on October 31st! SO, I like to celebrate both!

Halloween and setting the clocks back, make me think of Spring cleaning. Yes, I grew up with the notion that you are not supposed to do "Spring Cleaning" just once a year, but twice....(every time you reset your clocks!) I guess that would be Spring and FALL Cleaning.

BUT!!!

Since that time I have come up with a few philosophies about life when it comes to house cleaning:

1. I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate)

2. I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.
(I am kind)

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair minded)

6. I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous)

7. I don't put things away because...
my family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
(I am trusting)

10. I don't stress much on anything because...
"A-Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a .

. . . .wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!
. . . and on that note I say "Have an Outrageous Day!" Boo!!!!